Backyard Chicken Farmer

Come over the fence.

Tell me what your chickens are doing. I've probably seen something equally ridiculous, and we'll work out what's actually going on.

I kept chickens for years. I've checked the numbers so you don't have to. And no, I'm not going to talk about optimizing your flock's wellness. They're chickens.

Illustrated plate: a rust-brown hen and a barred gray-and-white hen standing on opposite sides of a wire fence, heads turned toward each other as though in conversation
Fig. 1: Neighbors, comparing notes.

Start here: water, heat, and thirsty chickens

Water is the most boring part of keeping chickens and the one that causes the most trouble. So that's where I started. How much they drink, what heat does to them, and why she's ignoring the clean water you just put out.

Everyday Chicken Keeping

How Long Do Chickens Live (and Why Most Don't)

How long do chickens live? Five to ten years, and a few go a great deal further. Most never get the chance. What kills them first, and which of it you can do something about.

Water & Hydration

Signs of Dehydration in Chickens (and Why She Won't Drink)

Chickens hide being sick like it's a personal failing, so by the time one looks thirsty she's been thirsty a while. What a dry hen looks like, the seven reasons she's boycotting the waterer, and how to get water into her.

Illustrated plate: a small flock of hens scratching in pale sandy soil in the shade of a tagasaste, a jarrah behind them, hard summer sunlight, a simple wire run beyond
Fig. 2: Gingin, Western Australia.

About this place

Years ago I lived on a farm in Gingin, Western Australia, with a young family and a flock of hens who ran the place. I live in the city now, where chickens aren't allowed, so this is where I keep them instead.

The rest of the story

The Hot Weather Flock Checklist

One page to stick on the fridge before a heat wave: water, shade, air, and the signs that mean stop reading and go outside.

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